The Good Walker

“You are a very good walker.”
                          -my Visual Poise I instructor
So should I make this a career now? Haha! I was really flattered because I always thought that I was a sloppy walker. Well, actually I was, way before I took these lessons. Oh goody, this means I am capable of absorbing everything that they [...]

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.. And one chapter ends!

Sa isang bull session with the Coffee Night gang, one of our beloved ka-quotes uttered these words:  
I’m over. And I’m happy.
Haay. The freedom of being able to admit such.
Although, i doubt kung aamin ang nagsabi nito. =P

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Pagkain

We had an office dinner one night at Conti’s in Serendra. While checking out the menu, one of our colleagues asked: “Anong kakainin nyo..? (brief pause) As in pagkain?”
We must have looked at her with weird faces because she immediately quipped: “Or plastic?”
Afterthought lang naman..

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It’s complicated

Napaka komplikado ng Buhay. Bakit ba hindi na lang maging simple?
                                                                                                –my boss
Nasabi niya ang mga katagang ito nang for the nth time ay hindi nanaman gumana ang printer niya. Actually printer ko yun dahil tuluyan nang nasira ang printer niya. Tsk, tsk. Bakit nga ba kasi napaka komplikado ng buhay natin?

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pampawala ng gana

Sa World Topps sa Timog Ave. kung saan kaka-order lang naming magkakaopisina ng lunch…
Ms. Lulu: Ron-ron may ipapakita ako sayo para mawalan ka ng gana. (Sabay dukot niya sa wallet nya.)
Ron-ron: Ano yan ikaw yan?
Oooppsss….
 

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Rubber shoes daw

Sa Serendra sa The Fort kung saan layu-layo ang mga magaganda at sosyaling botiques…
Kalaya: Manong may Merell po ba ditto?
(mukhang clueless si manong guard kaya nag-back-up ako ng…)
Yung rubber shoes.
Guard: Rubber shoes? Ayun o Crocs.
Kalaya: Sige manong salamat na lang.
 Ansakit sa ulo. rubber shoes nga e.
Anlabo ni manong.
 

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The definition of QUOTATION…

…according to the Cynic’s Dictionary by Rick Bayan:
Quotation – A line borrowed from some immortal work of the dominant culture, generally in an effort to impress one’s peers.
Examples:
“I think, therefore I am.”
                      –Desacartes
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
                                                                       –Dickens
“Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.”
                      –Curly (of the Three Stoogies)

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Parting words

“You wasted my time and time is gold. Therefore, you stole my money!”
Ito ang parting words ng isa kong ka-opisina sa attendant na nakaaway niya sa isang HMO. Pinaghintay daw sila ng halos dalawang oras, only to find out na hindi pala darating ang duktor. A lot of money stolen, huh.

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