Date Kuno

Th editorial group is talking about an event. One graphic artist was contemplating whether he’ll go or not.
One of our EICs jokingly asked him: Sino ang ka-date mo ha?
To which our (really eccentric) GA replied: Si kalungkutan…
Gawd, emo mode! Gano’n talaga s’ya. Weird.
We all laughed.

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Weekend Quotes

One of our funny artists was on his usual joke mode. While admiring himself on his latest feat of being involved in various sports, he proudly said…
Uy, ang galing ko. Gayahin ko nga sarili ko.
Wow! Such self-esteem. I wish I can copy myself also.
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Here’s another quote I found on the Net. Medyo enigmatic ang dating:
I’m [...]

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dUgo…DuGoo!

Isang matinding linya na binitawan ng isang kaibigang matinding mag-joke (ng corny) sa isang matinding adventure sa Laguna:
“Pagbalik ko sa Maynila, kailangan ko ng blood transplant!”
Hindi kami sure kung sa pagkakataong iyon ay nagjo-joke parin siya. Well, good luck sa gagawa ng TRANSPLANT ng dugo mo! hehehe…

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Ibaon sa Limot

I was organizing (daw) my things over the weekend when I stumbled upon this old notebook I used to write my cp inbox’s quotes on when I was in second year college. (Gano’n pa ako ka-mushy sa mga texts na natatanggap ko.) Of course, most of the quotes are about the usual topics: life, love, [...]

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For Maximum Impact

I was at our reception area when one of our managers came with a look of confusion on his face. He was complaining about something, which I couldn’t really grasp. Obviously, his assistant couldn’t understand what he’s been babbling about also.
So his assistant, who’s been listening to his rants (maybe fed up already) finally said, [...]

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SpongeBob Baby

While looking at pictures of a former co-worker’s first-born baby, our receptionist said, “Ang cute cute n’ya oh. Bilog na bilog yung ulo n’ya.”
One of our artists agreed. “Oo naman bilog yan. Eh syempre, may ulo bang square?!”
We laughed.
At kailangan pa n’yang humirit ulit: “Ano yan, si SpongeBob?!”
Ang masasabi ko lang, cute din si [...]

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Kahayupan: The Avilon Zoo Special

Our Team went to Avilon Zoo not so long ago. Daming animals! (ah, eh.. zoo kasi yon) At ang dami ring crazy moments. Get a load of these:
Person 1: Edible ba yan? (Malayan Tapere) 
Person 2: Oo, pag niluto.
(makasagot lang eh!)
Person 1: Para silang malalaking talipapa! (tilapia)
(ang tilapia nga naman ay mabibili rin sa talipapa..)
Person 1: [...]

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Tardiness

While having lunch at the office… we were talking about the times we were left on school field trips, retreats, and excursions. In fairness, I don’t have any experience like that. I’m such an OC freak that I hate being late. Especially on events like that.
One of my officemates, known for her tardiness, was sharing [...]

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Version 2

My brother is one hell of a good sarcasm freak (nagmana sa ate). We were on the car and on our way to Robinson’s Ermita to meet a family acquaintance. We’re talking about the boyfriend of someone we hate.
My sister said, “Bakit, may hitsura naman s’ya ah.” (Hindi ko alam kung sarcastic rin sya or [...]

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Utang na Loob!

I was listening to early morning radio when I chanced upon the wacky tandem of Nicole Eala and Chris Tsuper. This pair is soo funny (well sometimes, corny and below the belt pero okay na rin). If you’re still on your ‘inaantok pa ako’ mode, better tune in to them and you’ll surely have a [...]

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