Boo-boo Madness

Hay, boo-boo nanaman!
Last night at Starbucks Walter Mart..
Barista: Sir, would you like anything to eat?
Guy sa counter: Uh, tall.
Hindi lang ata kape ang kailangan nito. Mukhang malala na eh.

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platform? plathorm? o flatworm?

Sa isang presscon sa isang magandang hotel sa pagitan ng Maynila at
Pasay….
Ang haba ng pasakalye ng isang may edad nang babae na nagtatanong. Okay na siguro ang premise ng tanong nya na hindi ko na maintindihan sa haba nang biglang idugtong nya sa dulo ang tunay na tanong na:
“Gusto ko pong malaman kung ano ang [...]

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Hot or Cold?

Sa Starbucks last December.. (Disclaimer: Wednesday night ito nangyari, at stressed out ako non!)
Me: I’ll have one tall Signature Hot Chocolate. Cold ha.  
Pinalagpas na lang siguro nung barista yung sinabi ko.  Siguro iniisip niya eh “kape siguro ang mas kailangan nitong babaeng ‘to.” Good thing nobody else heard. Sabay labas na lang ako pagka-serve ng drink.

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Sa Gasolinahan Daw

“Doon ka bumaba sa Petron, yung Shell.”
Na-gets ko rin naman siya nung narinig ko. Anyway, what the person meant was “yung gasoline station.”

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McDo boo boo

Crew: Hi ma’am, welcome to McDonald’s!
Me: Ah, yung Burger McDo meal for take out
Nothing wrong with this short conversation except that I was ordering from a TAKE OUT ONLY COUNTER.
What made me feel a little less embarrassed?
Crew: Hi sir, welcome to McDonald’s!
The guy next to me: Isang large coke for take out.
Mas nakakaloka naman siguro [...]

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